I.B.001 - 1: The Kissed Girl Aesthetic - Investigation

NEWCHAMBER

11/7/2025

a large orange lip shaped balloon hanging from a ceiling

Report #: I.B.001 - 1

Incident Date: 11/07/2025

Location: Digital Fashion Police

Suspect: The Kissed Girl Aesthetic

Violation Code: Razzato Code of Enforcement 2.105, 2.107, 2.108, 2.109, Inbacio Codex Law IX rule 9.8

Officer: Maison 04 - Mr. Kiss

Recommendation: Duality & Time Investigations required + Trial

Evidence Submitted: Witness testimony

Case: The Republic of Aesthetic Law vs. The Kissed Girl Aesthetic

Filing Date: 11/08/2025

Presiding Detective: Mr. Passion

Charge: Makeup is not melting. The face has not been kissed.

Filed By: Duque L. from The Republic of Aesthetic Law

Status: Under Review

Session Type: Investigation

Final Report: Case will be transferred for further investigation before trial.

Division: Beauty & Aesthetic Bureau

Investigation - The Kissed Girl Aesthetic

There is a difference between pretty and alive.

Makeup that sits on the skin performs beauty. Makeup that melts into the skin remembers it.

Today, Detective Mr. Passion observed the citizen known as Duque L. engaging in the ritual of complexion preparation. The steps were correct; the technique was known; the intention was sincere.

Yet:

The blush appeared placed, not felt.
The lip tint trembled, afraid to declare itself.
The face was present, but the emotion had not arrived.

Observed Violation:

Razatto Law II Code 2.108 - "The Face Has Not Been Kissed."

Not literally kissed - but kissed by warmth, emotion, breath, life.

The Kissed Girl Aesthetic is not a color palette. It is an eternal event translated to the surface.

When the face appears:

Cold,
Distant,
or undecided,

it is not because of lack of product. It is because the emotion has not been summoned.

Interrogation Day

Mr. Passion: "Duque L. You initiated a 422 call this morning? Could you walk us through the event?"

Duque L.: "Of course, I woke up and followed my usual routine. Everything was fine until the end and something didn't feel right. I couldn't put my hand on it. I spent hours trying to figure the missing piece. Then I looked in the mirror and GUESS WHAT... My makeup was sitting on my face. Not melting. Sitting. Like a sticker. A decal. A disrespect."

Mr. Passion: "I see. And your concern is that? ... This is unacceptable?"

Duque L.: "What kind of question is that, of course it is. Can I get a more competent detective who understands my dilemma, helloooo!!!"

Mr. Passion: "I understand, I'm just trying to understand the thought process and figure..."

Duque L.: "There's nothing to figure out. Unacceptable is generous. According to Inbacio Law IX Rule 9.8 'Beauty must not sit upon the face. It must belong to it.' Do you have any idea how hard it is for a woman to get flawless skin? Do you have any idea the distress I went through this morning? Do you realize I had no idea how to fix it? What else do you need from me, we're wasting time here. I am well within my rights to be distressed. This is psychological warfare. On me. By my own blush (in tears). I want the Kissed Girl Aesthetic Bill passed."

Mr. Passion: "Of course. We're simply clarifying facts. You were distressed because your complexion lacked integration."

Duque L.: "Integration? Please. The blush was hovering. I looked like my face and my makeup were in two separate arguments. And I lost both."

Mr. Passion: "Duque L. Understood, I'm on your side here. What did you do to resolve the situation?"

Duque L.: "Well, since you ask, let me explain. I spent an hour doing my makeup and it turned out wrong. I had to remove it entirely to fix it. Plain and simple, I started over. A lesser woman would have simply left the house and endangered the visual peace of others. But I'm not, how could I dare go out looking like a buffoon. Everybody knows great makeup starts with flawless base. Are we done here? I'd like to leave, I have other things to get to."

Mr. Passion: "Public safety noted." (pauses, documents something). "To confirm, you are petitioning for the Kissed Girl Aesthetic Bill to be passed as corrective measure."

Duque L.: "Correct. I want my face to feel kissed. Kissed by life, kissed by the sun, kissed by beauty. I shouldn't have to negotiate with my blush at 8 a.m. I deserve laws."

Mr. Passion: "Very well. Your statement has been recorded. I'll take it from here."

Duque L.: "Thank you. I assume the Republic will handle this with urgency."

Mr. Passion: "It will receive the level of urgency appropriate to matters of national emotional stability. You may go. Thank you for your time today."

Recorded. Filed. Archived. Beauty is now a matter of public record.