I.B.001: The Kissed Girl Aesthetic
NEWCHAMBER
Mr. Her
11/7/2025
Report #: I.B.001
Incident Date: 07/11/2025
Location: Digital Fashion Police
Suspect: The Kissed Girl Aesthetic
Violation Code: Razzato Code of Enforcement 2.105, 2.107, 2.108, 2.109
Officer: Maison 04 - Mr. Kiss
Recommendation: Duality & Time Investigations required + Trial
Evidence Submitted: Witness testimony
Case: The Republic of Aesthetic Law vs. The Kissed Girl Aesthetic
Filing Date: 11/07/2025
Presiding Detective: Mr. Passion
Charge: Makeup is not melting. The face has not been kissed.
Filed By: Duque L. from The Republic of Aesthetic Law
Status: Under Review
Session Type: Investigation
Final Report: Case will be transferred for further investigation before trial.
Division: Beauty & Aesthetic Bureau
Summary of Proposed Bill - The Kissed Girl Aesthetic
Bill 001 petitions for the official recognition of the Kissed Girl Aesthetic as a sanctioned beauty doctrine within the Republic of Aesthetic Law.
The Kissed Girl Asserts that:
The complexion should appear warmed, softened, and naturally flushed,
Blush should melt into the skin rather than sit atop it,
Radiance must appear born from within, not placed from above,
The face must convey presence, emotion, and intimacy rather than performance.
The proposer argues that this aesthetic aligns with the Republic's values of:
Subtle seduction rather than exhibition,
Emotional presence rather than cosmetic performance,
Beauty as a lived act rather than a costume.
The Court will now open proceedings.
422 Dispatch call:
7:42 AM.
A woman stands before her mirror. Her blush sits heavy - a bright decal, loud and impatient. The warmth refuses to melt. The face is present, but the feeling is not.
She whispers: "I look... decorated, not kissed."
Dispatch: "422, state your emergency."
Caller: "Razzato Code 2.108 - The face has not been kissed. My name's Duque L."
Dispatch: "Copy that. Maison 04 en route."
The sirens are silent. This is not a rescue. This is a ritual correction.
Maison 04 arrives. Sleeves neatly rolled. Voice velvet and discipline: "Show me where the warmth failed." "Now I see, based on everything I noticed today, would you like to file a report."
Duque L.: "Yes, I don't get it. I did everything right, how come there's no result."
Maison 04 (Mr. Kiss): "Duque L. I'm officer Mr. Kiss. From everything that happened, your makeup violates Razzato Law II, Codes 2.105 'Makeup Sitting on the Face Instead of Melting. Makeup must melt. If it sits, it is illegal', 2.107 'Lips nude, trembling, afraid of color', 2.108 'The Face has not been kissed', 2.109 'Excess pigment without melting leads to aesthetic distortion, emotional dissonance, and visual interruption'. A report will be filed and an investigation will be started soon. The culprit will be found. Be at ease, we'll keep you updated."
Back To The Station
The question remains. Why is makeup sitting on the face? Why is it not melting? A report has been filed, Duque L. finds this behavior offensive and requires a new bill.
This case requires further investigation. Mr. Passion will be the lead.
Code of Enforcement: https://razzato.com/style-infractions-unit
Contact:
info@bacialato.com
