REP.KG1: The Kissed Girl Movement

Report #: REP.KG1

Incident Date: 11/23/2025

Location: Digital Fashion Police

Suspect: The Kissed Girl Movement

Violation Code: Razzato Code of Enforcement 2.105, 2.107, 2.108, 2.109

Officer: Melt 04 - Mr. Melt from House of Final

Recommendation: Investigation required

Evidence Submitted: Witness testimony

Case: The Kissed Girl Movement Bill

Filing Date: 11/23/2025

Presiding Detective: Mr. Passion from House of Final

Charge: Makeup is not melting. The face has not been kissed.

Filed By: Gelato L. from House of Done

Status: Concluded - Investigation starting soon!

Session Type: Police Report

Final Report: Case will be transferred for further investigation before trial.

Division: Beauty & Aesthetic Bureau

Summary of Proposed Bill - The Kissed Girl Movement

Bill KG1 petitions for the official recognition of the Kissed Girl Movement as a sanctioned beauty doctrine within the Republic of Aesthetic Law.

The Kissed Girl Asserts that:

• The complexion should appear warmed, softened, and naturally flushed,

• Blush should melt into the skin rather than sit atop it,

• Radiance must appear born from within, not placed from above,

• The face must convey presence, emotion, and intimacy rather than performance.

The proposer argues that this movement aligns with the Republic's values of:

• Subtle seduction rather than exhibition,

• Emotional presence rather than cosmetic performance,

• Beauty as a lived act rather than a costume.

The Court of Taste will now open proceedings.

422 Dispatch call:

7:42 AM.

A woman stands before her mirror. Her blush sits heavy - a bright decal, loud and impatient. The warmth refuses to melt. The face is present, but the feeling is not.

She whispers: "I look... decorated, not kissed."

Dispatch: "422, state your aesthetic emergency."

Caller: "Razzato Code 2.108 - The face has not been kissed. My name's Gelato L. from House of Done. I need help!"

Dispatch: "Copy that. Melt 04 en route."

The sirens are silent. This is not a rescue. This is a ritual correction.

Melt 04 arrives. Sleeves neatly rolled. Voice velvet and discipline: "Show me where the warmth failed." "Now I see, based on everything I noticed today, would you like to file a report."

Gelato L. spent some time thinking and wondering and then answered.

Gelato L.: "Yes, I don't get it. I did everything right, how come there's no result."

Melt 04 (Mr. Melt): "Gelato L. I'm officer Mr. Melt from House of Final. From everything that happened, your makeup violates Razzato Law II, Codes 2.105 'Makeup Sitting on the Face Instead of Melting. Makeup must melt. If it sits, it is illegal', 2.107 'Lips nude, trembling, afraid of color', 2.108 'The Face has not been kissed', 2.109 'Excess pigment without melting leads to aesthetic distortion, emotional dissonance, and visual interruption'. A report will be filed and an investigation will be started soon. The culprit will be found. Be at ease, we'll keep you updated."

Back To The Station

Mr. Melt sits and starts going through his notes, scratching his head, working hard to find answers. The question remains. Why is makeup sitting on the face? Why is it not melting? A report has been filed, Gelato L. finds this behavior offensive and requires a new bill. Who can this delicate case be assigned to?

This case requires further investigation. Mr. Passion from House of Final will be the lead. Case number: INV.KG1.

Code of Enforcement: https://razzato.com/style-infractions-unit